George (azusername)

Race #226

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Official speed 68.78 wpm (70.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 5, 2019 2:37:21am UTC
Race Finish September 5, 2019 2:38:31am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 4. mkarim2 (67.25 wpm)
5. nicholaspatrick (64.14 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 82.54
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...