herny (helluherny)

Race #225

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Official speed 66.95 wpm (89.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 3, 2019 8:04:12am UTC
Race Finish April 3, 2019 8:05:41am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. primarch (75.53 wpm)
4. mebank (51.87 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 103.77
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.