Alf Mikael (alf_m)

Race #21554

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Official speed 87.49 wpm (56.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 25, 2018 2:56:08pm UTC
Race Finish February 25, 2018 2:57:04pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. kkaayyemm (94.28 wpm)
3. dthp32776 (68.86 wpm)
4. exploiter911 (66.57 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 107.91
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.