kenzi (swag_i_am_swagger)

Race #209

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Official speed 67.26 wpm (72.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 27, 2021 11:14:01am UTC
Race Finish April 27, 2021 11:15:14am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. mishok (73.41 wpm)
4. exsuz (62.32 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 82.96
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.