ankan (whatthecuck)

Race #206

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Official speed 67.62 wpm (62.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 8, 2018 8:19:48pm UTC
Race Finish December 8, 2018 8:20:51pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. shepherd001 (97.80 wpm)
2. owlgoesw00t (86.60 wpm)
3. isakooooo (84.50 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 69.87
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