Kyozō (thegiantchip)

Race #2009

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Official speed 89.90 wpm (53.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 18, 2019 5:07:40am UTC
Race Finish May 18, 2019 5:08:34am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. hikchoi (77.31 wpm)
3. kyoheiikim (71.31 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 107.88
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...