Adam (soviet_onion)

Race #2

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Official speed 59.42 wpm (81.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 13, 2019 8:00:37pm UTC
Race Finish November 13, 2019 8:01:59pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 71.30
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...