Aleks (mightyguacamole)

Race #199

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Official speed 38.18 wpm (98.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 22, 2020 5:31:47pm UTC
Race Finish August 22, 2020 5:33:25pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. bitmap48 (36.72 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 37.54
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.