jed (jedhurricane)

Race #1986

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Official speed 65.50 wpm (74.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 4, 2016 12:22:56pm UTC
Race Finish June 4, 2016 12:24:11pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. emle10 (74.27 wpm)
2. cyberwolf555 (72.84 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.