View Pit Stop page for race #197 by _eternal_ — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 74.45 wpm (60.44 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 1, 2020 6:59:15am UTC |
| Race Finish | August 1, 2020 7:00:16am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
3. derekkeiley (65.71 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 91.83 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |