V (p3rplexed)

Race #1944

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Official speed 104.01 wpm (27.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 19, 2022 7:44:21pm UTC
Race Finish March 19, 2022 7:44:49pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. ducktypist (104.80 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 74.54
Text #4070196 (Length: 242 characters)

Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.