Pia (p_h_)

Race #194

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Official speed 81.56 wpm (55.17 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 8, 2020 10:30:32pm UTC
Race Finish March 8, 2020 10:31:28pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. apprentoc (83.37 wpm)
4. bgrade (68.33 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 100.59
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.