joniboi (joniboi)

Race #1939

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Official speed 88.20 wpm (54.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 6, 2018 9:51:49pm UTC
Race Finish February 6, 2018 9:52:44pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. soonersfan6 (80.23 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 105.85
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...