Aleksa (alexample)

Race #1935

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Official speed 71.08 wpm (69.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 12, 2020 8:48:12am UTC
Race Finish April 12, 2020 8:49:21am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. tyrano71 (83.66 wpm)
2. elagon (76.49 wpm)
4. typicalossas (68.90 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 87.66
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