Moronic Typer (yong955143)

Race #1911

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Official speed 70.77 wpm (74.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 16, 2019 7:16:23pm UTC
Race Finish November 16, 2019 7:17:37pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. poem (117.75 wpm)
2. timjeffery44 (100.00 wpm)
3. kris_z (87.04 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 94.36
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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.