ouchies (evilemmelina)

Race #1891

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Official speed 100.35 wpm (48.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 4, 2019 1:08:15am UTC
Race Finish November 4, 2019 1:09:03am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. kido2976 (116.46 wpm)
2. sdw199 (105.30 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 120.42
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...