View Pit Stop page for race #1854 by bananalieutenant — Ghost race
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Official speed | 107.81 wpm (39.07 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 17, 2021 4:52:01pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 17, 2021 4:52:40pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. golgo13 (85.40 wpm) 3. eridpnc (75.13 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 111.41 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |