Jonathan (jonathan4033)

Race #183

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Official speed 95.71 wpm (50.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 20, 2018 10:06:40pm UTC
Race Finish February 20, 2018 10:07:31pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 114.85
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...