IonCube (ioncube)

Race #1823

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Official speed 71.36 wpm (72.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 29, 2020 7:38:21pm UTC
Race Finish September 29, 2020 7:39:34pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. brettkavanaughcj (85.48 wpm)
2. kedolind (71.89 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 98.71
Text #3640484 (Length: 434 characters)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!