Smeagella (smeagella)

Race #182

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Official speed 93.35 wpm (40.75 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 8, 2014 8:22:43pm UTC
Race Finish August 8, 2014 8:23:24pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. tkn1 (70.18 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.