Jamey (poachedspinach)

Race #1807

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Official speed 61.55 wpm (79.74 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 2, 2021 11:51:18pm UTC
Race Finish July 2, 2021 11:52:37pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. zhem (96.25 wpm)
2. da_b0mba (88.97 wpm)
3. eoj05 (84.27 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 75.91
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.