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Race #180530

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Official speed 124.95 wpm (58.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 20, 2025 5:54:54pm UTC
Race Finish June 20, 2025 5:55:52pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. atifzaheer (102.49 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 210.33
Text #5390150 (Length: 608 characters)

I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.