| Official speed | 101.85 wpm (34.40 seconds elapsed during race) | 
 
  | Without ending ping | 105.82 wpm (1,292 ms delay sending score to TypeRacer’s server) | 
 
  | Timerless | 106.73 wpm (280 ms elapsed before first character typed; 32.83 seconds elapsed during race) | 
 
  | Timerless minus one | 106.36 wpm, ignoring the first character typed | 
 
  | Race Start | February 13, 2021 5:27:46am UTC | 
 
  | Race Finish | February 13, 2021 5:28:21am UTC | 
 
  | Outcome | No win (2 of 3) | 
 
  | Accuracy | 97.7% | 
 
  | Points | 91.67 | 
 
  | Text | #3640521 (Length: 292 characters) I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing. | 
 
  | Characters typed | I don't think standu-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this bokok is an indication of my ultimate failure ofas a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on perforammance and tone that it can't really work on the pavge, otherwise tit's just funny writing. | 
 
  | Timing | 
    
     | Character | I |  | d | o | n | ' | t |  | t | h | i | n | k |  | s | t | a | n | d | u | -u | - | u | p |  |  
     | Milliseconds | 280 | 118 | 117 | 66 | 68 | 78 | 126 | 91 | 109 | 79 | 47 | 107 | 81 | 76 | 85 | 65 | 106 | 152 | 146 | 311 | 423 | 226 | 315 | 79 | 130 |  
    
     | Character | s | h | o | u | l | d |  | r | e | a | l | l | y |  | w | o | r | k |  | o | n |  | t | h | e |  
     | Milliseconds | 170 | 51 | 73 | 79 | 86 | 74 | 44 | 144 | 46 | 104 | 15 | 105 | 120 | 29 | 158 | 45 | 99 | 42 | 105 | 93 | 65 | 66 | 28 | 77 | 28 |  
    
     | Character |  | p | a | g | e | , |  | s | o |  | t | h | e |  | v | e | r | y |  | e | x | i | s | t | e |  
     | Milliseconds | 38 | 130 | 96 | 66 | 116 | 58 | 109 | 90 | 35 | 107 | 41 | 50 | 58 | 158 | 322 | 134 | 41 | 72 | 57 | 227 | 137 | 152 | 56 | 74 | 148 |  
    
     | Character | n | c | e |  | o | f |  | t | h | i | s |  | b | o | k | -k | o | k |  | i | s |  | a | n |  |  
     | Milliseconds | 135 | 103 | 63 | 45 | 162 | 53 | 57 | 98 | 62 | 48 | 49 | 88 | 109 | 142 | 162 | 360 | 181 | 94 | 117 | 107 | 65 | 61 | 138 | 31 | 209 |  
    
     | Character | i | n | d | i | c | a | t | i | o | n |  | o | f |  | m | y |  | u | l | t | i | m | a | t | e |  
     | Milliseconds | 114 | 162 | 408 | 117 | 83 | 85 | 140 | 92 | 37 | 55 | 103 | 116 | 107 | 32 | 378 | 108 | 66 | 158 | 71 | 119 | 75 | 58 | 80 | 74 | 91 |  
    
     | Character |  | f | a | i | l | u | r | e |  | o | f | -f | -o | a | s |  | a |  | c | o | m | e | d | i | a |  
     | Milliseconds | 116 | 302 | 63 | 76 | 48 | 175 | 91 | 59 | 175 | 178 | 88 | 230 | 109 | 70 | 15 | 88 | 51 | 61 | 313 | 80 | 111 | 93 | 108 | 101 | 58 |  
    
     | Character | n | . |  | T | h | e |  | t | e | x | t |  | o | f |  | a |  | s | t | a | n | d | - | u | p |  
     | Milliseconds | 97 | 134 | 121 | 116 | 64 | 50 | 84 | 102 | 64 | 191 | 126 | 76 | 109 | 92 | 38 | 101 | 0 | 185 | 54 | 105 | 89 | 79 | 133 | 516 | 75 |  
    
     | Character |  | s | e | t |  | s | h | o | u | l | d |  | b | e |  | s | o |  | d | e | p | e | n | d | e |  
     | Milliseconds | 157 | 124 | 61 | 124 | 106 | 119 | 66 | 49 | 77 | 103 | 65 | 50 | 122 | 51 | 65 | 138 | 63 | 128 | 107 | 128 | 78 | 89 | 126 | 85 | 235 |  
    
     | Character | n | t |  | o | n |  | p | e | r | f | o | r | a | m | -m | -a | m | a | n | c | e |  | a | n | d |  
     | Milliseconds | 112 | 63 | 70 | 122 | 74 | 27 | 189 | 70 | 84 | 149 | 65 | 324 | 154 | 134 | 281 | 109 | 307 | 81 | 96 | 81 | 108 | 198 | 118 | 85 | 58 |  
    
     | Character |  | t | o | n | e |  | t | h | a | t |  | i | t |  | c | a | n | ' | t |  | r | e | a | l | l |  
     | Milliseconds | 65 | 106 | 48 | 63 | 107 | 36 | 83 | 44 | 56 | 61 | 12 | 112 | 79 | 49 | 160 | 365 | 82 | 43 | 115 | 75 | 94 | 39 | 77 | 37 | 97 |  
    
     | Character | y |  | w | o | r | k |  | o | n |  | t | h | e |  | p | a | v | -v | g | e | , |  | o | t | h |  
     | Milliseconds | 111 | 29 | 131 | 40 | 120 | 36 | 89 | 117 | 81 | 28 | 37 | 73 | 47 | 55 | 321 | 80 | 63 | 343 | 41 | 82 | 84 | 135 | 89 | 73 | 51 |  
    
     | Character | e | r | w | i | s | e |  | t | -t | i | t | ' | s |  | j | u | s | t |  | f | u | n | n | y |  |  
     | Milliseconds | 50 | 66 | 195 | 179 | 41 | 69 | 72 | 223 | 256 | 136 | 76 | 128 | 195 | 140 | 126 | 130 | 44 | 36 | 103 | 252 | 99 | 132 | 86 | 88 | 49 |  
    
     | Character | w | r | i | t | i | n | g | . |  
     | Milliseconds | 93 | 97 | 110 | 78 | 79 | 82 | 47 | 92 |  | 
 
  | WPM Timing | 
 
  | Seconds | WPM |  0.69 | 87.2 | 1.38 | 113.36 | 2.06 | 110.45 | 2.75 | 82.84 | 3.44 | 76.74 | 4.13 | 87.2 | 4.82 | 94.67 | 5.5 | 106.82 | 6.19 | 110.45 | 6.88 | 108.13 | 7.57 | 107.81 | 8.26 | 109 | 8.94 | 112.69 | 9.63 | 108.38 | 10.32 | 106.97 | 11.01 | 105.73 | 11.7 | 103.61 | 12.39 | 105.61 | 13.07 | 103.72 | 13.76 | 105.51 | 14.45 | 105.47 | 15.14 | 103.06 | 15.83 | 102.37 | 16.51 | 102.46 | 17.2 | 103.94 | 17.89 | 103.97 | 18.58 | 105.29 | 19.27 | 103.39 | 19.95 | 103.44 | 20.64 | 105.22 | 21.33 | 105.77 | 22.02 | 105.73 | 22.71 | 106.23 | 23.39 | 104.64 | 24.08 | 101.65 | 24.77 | 101.73 | 25.46 | 103.23 | 26.15 | 104.64 | 26.83 | 104.19 | 27.52 | 105.51 | 28.21 | 107.19 | 28.9 | 105.47 | 29.59 | 106.67 | 30.28 | 106.23 | 30.96 | 105.03 | 31.65 | 105.02 | 32.34 | 104.64 | 33.03 | 105.73 | 33.72 | 103.93 | 34.4 | 101.85 |  |