Macedonian King (ijittqerr_)

Race #1779

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Official speed 64.08 wpm (75.66 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 25, 2019 10:30:15am UTC
Race Finish June 25, 2019 10:31:31am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 76.90
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...