meh (isuckbutimtrying)

Race #17288

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Official speed 110.78 wpm (24.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 28, 2017 5:53:43pm UTC
Race Finish February 28, 2017 5:54:07pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3622370 (Length: 226 characters)

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.