Ash (aelhag)

Race #172

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Official speed 78.43 wpm (61.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 12, 2020 7:20:37am UTC
Race Finish July 12, 2020 7:21:39am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. sdw199 (103.61 wpm)
2. shizkr (85.22 wpm)
3. mb031 (78.93 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 94.11
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...