Jacob (ablowfish)

Race #172

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Official speed 53.68 wpm (80.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 7, 2015 4:52:02am UTC
Race Finish December 7, 2015 4:53:22am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. fivefour (73.96 wpm)
Accuracy 91.0%
Points 0.00
Text #282 (Length: 358 characters)

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.