Frodo Baggins (thebagginsfamily)

Race #1709

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Official speed 145.88 wpm (31.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 2, 2019 7:02:29am UTC
Race Finish November 2, 2019 7:03:01am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. lastofspades (132.49 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 179.92
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?