Winston (winnyzzzz)

Race #170

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Official speed 50.43 wpm (96.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 22, 2018 4:17:52am UTC
Race Finish August 22, 2018 4:19:28am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 60.51
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...