Pazumbs (pazumbs08)

Race #17

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Official speed 82.56 wpm (58.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 16, 2019 12:36:07am UTC
Race Finish April 16, 2019 12:37:06am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. heyteeee (110.09 wpm)
2. zeveisenberg (92.45 wpm)
4. 335080673 (74.68 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 99.08
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...