wow i suck a lot ! (glaciernonquit)

Race #17

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Official speed 107.02 wpm (45.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 21, 2017 1:41:38am UTC
Race Finish December 21, 2017 1:42:23am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. bblaise (145.77 wpm)
2. viellain (122.44 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 128.43
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...