View Pit Stop page for race #168 by errorturtle — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 99.65 wpm (45.16 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 1, 2020 8:24:04pm UTC |
| Race Finish | December 1, 2020 8:24:49pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. ha559 (85.91 wpm) 4. bananalieutenant (84.87 wpm) 5. sheisaqt (75.88 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 122.90 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |