errorturtle (errorturtle)

Race #168

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Official speed 99.65 wpm (45.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 1, 2020 8:24:04pm UTC
Race Finish December 1, 2020 8:24:49pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. ha559 (85.91 wpm)
4. bananalieutenant (84.87 wpm)
5. sheisaqt (75.88 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 122.90
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.