View Pit Stop page for race #1671 by sjorn — Ghost race
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Official speed | 78.10 wpm (62.84 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 4, 2017 11:23:58pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 4, 2017 11:25:00pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. olijuice (87.13 wpm) 4. akk2069 (57.92 wpm) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |