View Pit Stop page for race #167 by thedudejohan — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 81.20 wpm (51.87 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | June 24, 2015 8:18:27pm UTC |
| Race Finish | June 24, 2015 8:19:19pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. zero9o (79.60 wpm) 3. pasta_whee (74.90 wpm) 5. leclownfou (69.74 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |