werpyp_dvorak (werpyp)

Race #1669

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Official speed 69.72 wpm (90.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 30, 2020 3:11:07am UTC
Race Finish September 30, 2020 3:12:38am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. jaykwon (90.61 wpm)
3. the_library_is_closed (70.31 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 123.16
Text #3811327 (Length: 526 characters)

It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!