Neko (pippaola)

Race #16534

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Official speed 73.23 wpm (61.45 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 30, 2018 1:49:29pm UTC
Race Finish December 30, 2018 1:50:30pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. heevi (84.46 wpm)
3. codh (66.99 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 90.32
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.