View Pit Stop page for race #1635 by shades444 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 86.25 wpm (48.83 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 16, 2011 10:30:00pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 16, 2011 10:30:49pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Opponents |
1. eremancer (95.45 wpm) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |