Jim (its_jim)

Race #1630

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Official speed 68.13 wpm (66.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 14, 2017 9:19:25pm UTC
Race Finish December 14, 2017 9:20:31pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. yezen (73.79 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 84.02
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.