View Pit Stop page for race #1618 by wtfhowareyousofast — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 116.20 wpm (36.25 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 18, 2020 11:09:29pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 18, 2020 11:10:05pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. reasonistian (92.09 wpm) 3. heclord (88.06 wpm) 4. bluejay8765 (84.19 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 120.08 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |