Jeffrey (mrsheniah)

Race #16

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Official speed 85.34 wpm (56.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 28, 2019 2:35:30am UTC
Race Finish February 28, 2019 2:36:27am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. elnio2803 (90.83 wpm)
3. hommieinuw (74.85 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 102.40
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...