Alice (salty_boi)

Race #159

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Official speed 74.48 wpm (65.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 19, 2018 2:58:16am UTC
Race Finish June 19, 2018 2:59:21am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 3. noswear999 (77.90 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 91.86
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.