View Pit Stop page for race #159 by mute_shell — Ghost race
View profile for Zane (mute_shell)
| Official speed | 40.62 wpm (103.69 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | November 6, 2025 7:09:28pm UTC |
| Race Finish | November 6, 2025 7:11:12pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 41.97 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |