Ronald (primarch)

Race #15853

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Official speed 82.60 wpm (58.69 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 9, 2019 7:45:31pm UTC
Race Finish April 9, 2019 7:46:30pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. skapalpaskal (81.53 wpm)
4. tpcm (81.23 wpm)
5. zweezus (75.38 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 99.12
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...