Alstr (alstr)

Race #1584

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Official speed 47.43 wpm (102.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 9, 2019 8:45:52pm UTC
Race Finish April 9, 2019 8:47:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. praynr (75.34 wpm)
2. notoriousfs (60.48 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 56.92
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