View Pit Stop page for race #1539 by strongly_typed_dvorak — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 125.59 wpm (35.83 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | June 19, 2020 3:36:57am UTC |
| Race Finish | June 19, 2020 3:37:33am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. carpalxqgmlwy (97.98 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 154.90 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |