revaN (ashun)

Race #1522

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Official speed 89.43 wpm (50.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 22, 2020 4:42:03am UTC
Race Finish June 22, 2020 4:42:53am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. matt9876 (92.14 wpm)
4. akmalreza (75.23 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 110.30
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.