Markus (mkh90)

Race #1510

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Official speed 75.37 wpm (59.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 7, 2019 4:04:41pm UTC
Race Finish July 7, 2019 4:05:41pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 92.96
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.