Michael (mikenike52899)

Race #150

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Official speed 67.72 wpm (71.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 28, 2019 11:05:19pm UTC
Race Finish February 28, 2019 11:06:30pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. thandschin (74.49 wpm)
2. kailhreds (71.33 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 81.26
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...