Crimson (crimsonshiroe)

Race #15

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Official speed 75.45 wpm (64.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 12, 2019 9:15:06am UTC
Race Finish September 12, 2019 9:16:11am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. sanicdehedgehog (117.57 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 90.54
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...