Bryz (bryz2k3)

Race #1496

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Official speed 67.36 wpm (66.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 1, 2019 8:12:54am UTC
Race Finish November 1, 2019 8:14:01am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. typingfever (73.78 wpm)
2. mathemagic1an (70.12 wpm)
4. krevetko (60.05 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 83.08
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.